Me: *before I take my first bite*
Mom: is it good?
*straight white guy voice* how is that offensive?
how am i supposed to forget you when every time i go outside i see things that remind me of you
- garbage cans
- dog shit
- asshole people
- those babies that you want to punch in the face because they wont stop crying no matter what
i bet yall the whole brazil squad is gonna try and hit up miami tonight but while theyre sneaking away from dungas triflin ass tryna be lowkey oscars gonna knock something over and wake the whole hotel up
White People: The Middle East is so barbaric. They’ll cut off a person’s hand just for stealing!
White People when an unarmed black kid is murdered by police in America: Yeah, but he shoplifted some cigarillos, so…